feestje:

“September 22. Nothing.”

— Franz Kafka, Diaries 1914-1923 

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preteenager:

*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*

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egbudiwe:

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nokiabae:

my third eye has astigmatism 

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niqabisinparis:

me: *reading academic text*

me: wtf u sayin lmao but i dig ur vibe imma keep reading 

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